Failures happen; given the 24x7 support requirement (per 4.5), there will be times when something breaks badly enough that senior wizards will have to connect remotely.

- RFC2870, “Root Name Server Operational Requirements”

I was trying to find out why the Daily News included a Perl variable in their headline:

From a registration page somewhere:

I love to be contacted! Thanks for asking!

My internet told me so:

(I wonder if that will actually be useful to anyone).