Funny SCUBA Questions

…are toward the middle of this FAQ

(This was asked on a boat 2 miles offshore by a guy with his logbook. Here is the exchange that occurred...)

Q: What elevation are we at?

A: Us - “How tall are you?” Him - " 6'1" " Us - “OK…then your elevation is 7'4” " Him - “Cool…Thanks!”

A sad story

A sad story in today’s Times: A widowed mother of seven resisted masked men who demanded she leave her home by calling American and Kurdish soldiers at a base less than a mile away. They apprehended the men as they were trying to escape, but the woman was shot and killed while doing errands the next day.